Thursday, 10 July 2025

The Lifecycle of the Common Earworm (Echolalia Distractivatus)

You can't assume it means a thing

To hear me whistle happy tunes.

"Someone's happy" says a man who hears me cross the room.

But sometimes when an earworm hides

Between my ears behind my eyes

It's name must be sung out for it to have any egress.

It writhes around inside my brain

It hates it when there's quiet

It sings and sings its heart out as a way to breach the peace

And when the worm has sung enough

Cacophony will fill the skull

The pressure starts to build, but still the little worm sings on

So whistling a happy tune

Is sometimes just a way to make

a spout, through which the pressure of the music can escape.

So don't assume my mood is high

If music flows forth from my lips,

I'm cleaning out the earworm's tank,

By making it a wormhole

out of notes that sound like joy